Not Today, Murder is a party game where players try to escape a "murder-y" situation by creating an escape plan using only three randomly drawn object cards. The goal is to be the most creative and convincing, as the group votes on the best plan to avoid a gruesome fate. It's described as a hilarious and suspenseful game that blends dark humor with quick thinking. The Setup: Players are placed in a "murder-y" scenario, and each is dealt three random object cards, which could be anything from a rubber duck to a can of spray cheese. The Goal: Devise the most creative and convincing plan to escape the scenario using only the three objects you were dealt. How to Play: Each player uses their objects to create an absurdly detailed escape plan. The group votes on whose plan is the best or most convincing. The player with the best plan "survives" the round.

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