CATAiN is a Japanese parody of Settlers of Catan. The goal is simple. Only you can create the world's longest poop (unco)! Roll dice to collect food resources (Meat, Vegetable, Fruit, Potato, and Milk) and use those to deposit poop logs on the intestinal wall tiles. Single poops, double poops, thick poops! The world is your poop oyster! After a modular number of defecations (excretion timing in Japanese parlance), a winner will be decided by the longest deuce passed during the game. Use action cards, enemas (GANCHO!), and laxatives to alter the board and pace of the game. As Crap Games so eloquently said during the game's debut, "Aim for the Asshole!" Can you make the World's Longest Poop!? —description from the Publisher

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